May 2011
1 post
August 2010
1 post
June 2010
3 posts
Beef.
Dear Commissioner Selig,
Nobody likes Inter-League play. It bores me to tears. I actively avoid watching my team play American League teams. Scrap it.
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Dear Commissioner Stern,
Later. It’s been fun. Your refs blow. I prefer 2 teams in the...
May 2010
2 posts
“We have the New Zealand Symphony Orchestra,” Clement deadpanned. ...”
– Jermaine
March 2010
2 posts
February 2010
1 post
January 2010
3 posts
December 2009
2 posts
November 2009
3 posts
“Very good, Happy Christmas!”
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Maybe the coolest “Go F### Yourself” a brit has ever quipped. And there’s a long, rich history of this.
“Keep the truth from the kids, sedate the women, buy some time to think....”
– Reading Tim Goodman on Monday mornings is almost as good as watching Mad Men on Sunday night.
Alan Sepinwall is no slouch either.
October 2009
3 posts
September 2009
0 posts
“I’m Peggy Olson and I want to smoke some marijuana.”
– Quote/Scene of the Year that unfortunately coincided with the worst episode of Mad Men’s existence.
August 2009
6 posts
July 2009
2 posts
Dear ESPN,
PTI with Dan LeBatard AND J.A. Adande does not good TV make.
May 2009
2 posts
WatchV for Vagina…
April 2009
1 post
Watchit’s amazing he’s still alive.
March 2009
3 posts
“Its unfortunate, but true. The internet is not a driving force in our economy....”
– Cubes, bro.
February 2009
1 post
“Sometimes you’re Ahab, sometimes you’re the whale.”
– The Baseball Toaster is, sadly, now done. An incredibly well-written swan song of a post (if you’ve got 30 minutes to spare…).
January 2009
2 posts
“After being challenged by reporters this week, Mr. Cerny admitted that he and...”
– That’s what you’d call a big pair of brass balls. And funny balls too.
Art Hoax Unites Europe in Displeasure via NY Times
December 2008
4 posts
“For some kids it’s better that they know now than to find out later in...”
– Summer Heights High is ridiculously funny. Chris Lilly goes about five steps beyond where Sacha Baron Cohen or Ricky Gervais would stop with the inappropriate and unexpected. He’s giving us a new form of comedy that I did not know could exist.
November 2008
6 posts
"From Euphoria to Bummerville". [The name of my... →
Mark Cuban on "PE Obama's First Big Mistake". ... →
A Short and Ineloquent Gripe from a Lifetime 2.7...
I’m bothered by the immediate over-concentration on race from this “historic victory”. Race has obviously been an integral theme throughout but Obama’s victory is SO much more important than anything race-related. Barack Obama is a victory for dynamism, intelligence, consilience, cohesive modernity, rectification, etc. I really don’t mean to belittle the historical...
October 2008
3 posts
